When I say something like "Hey, we decided we're going to feed the cats later in the evening, so don't do it if you get home before us."

And your response is "I know."

And this is literally a decision made without you in the room the night before and there is honestly NO possible way you could know that... My desire to slap you raises by like 9000 ( Read more... )

Alright, it's been a while since I've gone on a tangent. What better time to do it than now ( Read more... )